You wanna turn something on? Well I'm right here you sexy bitch!

phantasyhalation

we are discovering worlds yet unseen

evilmario666

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

h34vybottom

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

evilmario666

Autism

maxknightley

from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

• senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no "ethnic" grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
• "customer success ambassador" at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate's degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase "pyramid scheme," no sense of shame
• part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

maxknightley

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

animentality

im-very-punsexual

@peachsequence

glacierclear

puppy chris and leon :) you can only adopt them as a pair

fartgallery

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

fartgallery

you fucking liar

avakkins

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